I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
When my brother was in the hospital after getting hit by cars, one of his wrists was broken and the nurses had to write ‘BROKEN’ on the right wrist because the doctor kept trying to fix the non broken wrist.
so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces
like, those yellow ones
and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”
this is why i didn’t pursue art
OH MY FUCKING GOD