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beartier:

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

When my brother was in the hospital after getting hit by cars, one of his wrists was broken and the nurses had to write ‘BROKEN’ on the right wrist because the doctor kept trying to fix the non broken wrist.

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simsgonewrong:

My sims computer broke down so I had to call a repairman, but once she turned up, she decided to get drunk instead, she left without fixing my computer and still took my 50 simoleons!

simsgonewrong:

My sims computer broke down so I had to call a repairman, but once she turned up, she decided to get drunk instead, she left without fixing my computer and still took my 50 simoleons!